Don't

• Don't tell me you're going to do something and then crap out.
• Don't call me back after an unpleasant phonecall and then try to hang up when the callback doesn't go your way.
• Don't try to convince me that you're calling for one reason when we both know you're calling for another.
• Don't get angry at me for your own shortcomings.
• Don't placate me.
• Don't think I don't know.
• Don't pretend you want to know what's going on in my world if you're just looking for sympathy for yourself.
• Don't treat me like I'm someone else.
• Don't throw money at me.
• Don't whine.
• Don't even attempt excuses.
• Don't think you can feed me sugar-water.

Just fucking don't.